Scripts

Of course he’ll come. He’s on his way now.

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                                                                        LISA

Well, should we order?

            (She runs her had along his forearm semi-discreetly.)

Then we can get on with whatever it is you just had to talk to me about.

                                                                        MARK

            (Picking up the menu.)

Sure, you know which one you want?

LISA

Oh I can’t decide...everything looks good. I’ll have a little of each.

            (She laughs, he doesn’t.)

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THE FAT ONE

What the nibble nabble do you think you’re doing?!

 

(THE FAT ONE enters. “Flight of the Valkyries” plays as THE FAT ONE treads slowly across the stage. He is tall, grossly overweight and wears a short sleeved white collared shirt and a red tie. The white shirt has jelly stains on it. (cont…)

He first stops the machine, then moves slowly to his place at the end of the conveyor belt. The music stops. As he speaks he is constantly out of breath.)

 

Spit it out, man.

 

(THE THIN ONE, donut hanging half out of his mouth looks desperately and dejectedly at THE FAT ONE. He doesn’t move.)

 

Did you hear what I said? Clean the cheese out your ears boy and drop the donut, else there’ll be trouble. And you don’t want to see any trouble, do you? ... more